.. let me count the ways.
"I love you so much." (ie, I feel good when I'm around you)
".. but I LOVE YOU!" (ie, I'll feel horrible if you leave me)
"Love ya." (I consider you a friend)
*cold cruel* "I'm doing this out of love." (ie, just stand there while I beat you)
"Because I LOVE YOU!" *outburst* (ie, you're obligated to me because I love you)
*desperate whisper* "I love you" (ie, I'm desperate for you to tell me you love ME!)
"I LOVED you!" (ie, you did me a horrible injustice) (implication: if I love you, you owe me certain treatment)
"Oh, I mean I still love her, but .." (ie, I'm loving out of duty)
"I know I should love him, but .." (ie, love is an obligation)
"I love him so much it hurts!" (ie, HUGEMONGOUS attraction)
*on trial for stalking* "I did it because I love him!" (ie, love is obsessive infatuation)
"I LOVE that show!" (ie, I really enjoy something)
"The plant needs love." (ie, love is something you can give)
"You can't love two people at once." (ie, love has a limited quantity)
"Honey, will you take the garbage out?" (ie, love is an action)
"If you loved me, you would ..!" (ie, I want you to do something)
*clingy* "Do you love me?" (ie, I'm fishing for approval)
"Haha! I love it!" (ie, I'm delighted!)
"Oooh, I LOVE when you do that." (ie, that turns me on)
"I love you more than anything in this world." (ie, love has a quantity)
"Love hurts." (ie, if you don't get what you love it's painful) (implication: love means WANTING something)
"I love you where there is no space and time." (ie, love is not of this world)
"As you wish." (ie, TRUE LOVE. Or maybe To Bluff, who can say.)
Any others?
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